Have you heard about the new fake James Patterson book?*
*neither James Patterson nor Stephenie Meyer wrote this book** **Thank fucking God*** ***though I wouldn’t mind their sales. Get to it, asterisks readers.
*neither James Patterson nor Stephenie Meyer wrote this book** **Thank fucking God*** ***though I wouldn’t mind their sales. Get to it, asterisks readers.
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Someone needs to murder Pablo D’Stair. He’s making all of us, who for so long have relied on passion as a vehicle for discussing literature, look like asses. I’ve never met a person more in love with books (possibly more in love with the idea of- and the ideas within- books than the books themselves). [...]
I read somewhere (or maybe I didn’t; reading is for suckers) that the author/promoter divide is a 70/30 ratio. I’d go further, and flip those numbers, giving the promoter hat a 70% weight. If I’ve learned anything with pushing Charactered Pieces these last few months it’s this: writing is a dirty, dirty game. The dream [...]
Though the official Blog Orgy Tour has sadly passed, I’m still shaking off the effects. Today, I introduce the hangover post, a guest post that could have been part of the Blog Orgy Tour if only I weren’t so busy with groupies and drugs (truth: books and dominoes). Today, at Michael Paul Gonzalez’s blog, I [...]
Simple. Just add my book, Charactered Pieces, to your “to read” list over at GoodReads.com and I’ll send you a super secret crazy spy-esque link to get a signed copy straight from me for only $5 (unsigned, ego-free copies available, too; just tell me which you want). The regular price of this collection is $7. [...]
EDIT: Instead of new posts each day, I figure I’ll just keep a running list here of the Buzzwords posts: Brought to you by Caleb J Ross. The first name in durability. The last name in class (posted 1/11/2010): this is my welcome post Part one in a one part series of cartoons based on [...]