The wonderful Misty Bennett posted an aside over at Facebook that she was designing a t-shirt with the letters F.C.J.R on it, which I can only is an protest statement against Jamaican spy activity: Farewell to Clandestine Jamaican Reconnaissance. What else could it possibly mean?
Anyone who creates, wears, and snaps a photo of themselves wearing such a t-shirt will receive something cool from me. What exactly that cool thing will be, I don’t know. You can probably expect a book from my book shelf, perhaps one with the naughty bits highlighted, perhaps some naughty bits added. Maybe you’ll get a sack of paper cigar rings. Maybe you’ll get my bathroom garbage. Who knows. Just snap a pic and email me at caleb [at] calebjross.com.
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