As a Machine and Parts: a novella (12/2011)


Mitchell, a twenty-something Cougar Cub with Marsha, his midlife girlfriend, wakes each morning, living an ever-thinning line between human and machine. As his literal condition progresses he looses his capacity for human emotion, and potentially with it, Marsha.  As a Machine and Parts is a story of Mitchell’s struggle to discover which assembly line he belongs Read more

I Didn't Mean to be Kevin: a novel (1/2012)


Jackson Jacoby is a motherless twenty-two year old boy with only the support of his crazy ex-military Uncle Marve and a kindred motherless peer named Creg. Creg holds fast to the hope of one day reuniting with his mother while Jackson maintains that his own life is so much better off without all the baggage that comes along with being somebody’s Read more

Charactered Pieces: stories


With Charactered Pieces, Caleb J. Ross presents a varied world of familial discord, one where a dead fetus evokes more compassion than its mother (“Charactered Pieces”);  where two brothers offer the destruction of a family legacy as a birthday gift for their aging father (“My Family’s Rule”); where one brother’s love of Holocaust documentaries pushes his family through the aftermath of his assumed suicide (“The Read more

Stranger Will: a novel


In this novel of impending fatherhood, an idealistic teacher recruits a pliant protégé to join her group of Strangers – a devout collection of kindred minds who have dedicated their lives to cultivating a unique idea of perfection. But joining is easier than Read more

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Stranger Will tour stop #66: Bradley sands’ blog – the funniest quotes from a sex robot documentary

Posted on October 19, 2011 by Caleb J Ross Posted in Blog Orgy Tour | Leave a comment

I can’t believe I failed to notify everyone about this new Blog Tour post that went live on Bradely Sands’ site a couple of days ago. I should be killed.

I try to be open to hilarity everywhere in life. Sometimes, I don’t have to look far. At Bradley Sands’ blog today I provide a list of quotes, take verbatim, from a documentary on the Discovery channel called, simply, Sex Robot. Here’s a taste:

Delosian: “You know that…Snow White, singing about ‘someday my prince will come.’ Well, someday my android will come, damn-it.”

Again, these are 100% real. Don’t miss out.

Click here to read the guest post. Also, don’t forget that if you comment on all guest blog posts, you will get free stuff.

9 April 2010, Denver, Colorado

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Caleb J Ross Posted in Events | Leave a comment