Woman Wants to Marry Tetris [VIDEO]
A person who goes by Fractal Tetris Huracan has announced that she plans to marry the video game Tetris. I’ve got some thoughts on this, thoughts that I spew out as a drive around town during my lunch break.
Huracan is an objectum sexual, which means she loves objects the way most people love other people. I suppose I cannot blame her. If I were to love an object, it would most certainly be a video game.