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Webster Creasemuffin Trading Post

I recently met a guy named Webster Creasemuffin Jr. III. He runs a pawn shop, trading post store out of an unused broom closet in the local Family Video store. It’s a strange situation, sure, but he’s a strange guy. He keeps an audio diary which I offered to post online for him. I hope you enjoy. Beware, Webster Creasemuffin Jr. III is a bit of a wacky old man. He may say some things that you find offensive. If so, I recommend you 1) calm down, and 2) realize that Webster Creasemuffin Jr. III is not a real person.

Today Webster Creasemuffin Jr. III talks about his affinity for past generation video game consoles and milk from various teats.

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