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Tiny People in Your Semen: The Discovery of Sperm
Posted 16 October 2014 / By Caleb J. Ross / Science


Discovery of Sperm

We take for granted the simplicity of procreation. Sperm + egg = baby. Sure there are superfluous operations often wedged within the greater formula, generally including + alcohol, – inhibition, or / legs (and in my case so many nights spent as the remainder), but there are three sex laws we have always been certain of, right? 1) Spermatozoon hunts for ovum, 2) ovum receives spermatozoon, and 3) sex leans toward brevity, both in the bedroom and in the dictionary (before shortening further to “sperm,” “spermatozoon” had seven additional syllables and drove a NYC taxi).

But math isn’t so simple. Consider this: the number zero wasn’t always a thing. Think about that. There was a time when an adolescent me, charged with the question “so how many girls have you kissed?” would have been morally justified to simply shrug my shoulders and let implication lie for me. But those damn Babylonians had to invent the zero, making it impossible to ethically skirt not only pre-teen sex surveys (the unwritten entrance exam to so many cliques) but also slightly more important questions like “so how many sperms do you see?”

“Zero” would no longer be an acceptable answer after Dutch amateur lensmaker and lonely guy Antonie van Leeuwenhoek combined his microscope-making hobby with his other hobby in 1677 to magnify some human ejaculate. Microscope + semen + zero = sperm! Read More

I Stopped Writing Fiction…and that May be a Problem
Posted 5 October 2014 / By Caleb J. Ross / Book News/ General News


About one year ago I stopped writing fiction. Despite being very proud of my output (five books of fiction, dozens of short stories and essays) and despite developing a small but eager audience of readers who looked forward to my work, I stopped. No ceremony. No real reason (that I know of, anyway). One moment I considered myself a writer of fiction. The next moment I did not.

Why is this a problem? I have a collaborative novel (written with the amazing Nik Korpon, Richard Thomas, and Axel Taiari) to be published by Dzanc in 2015. Dzanc is a dream publisher, and the three aforementioned authors are dream collaborators. Luckily, I don’t need to be an active writer in order to promote the hell out of this forthcoming book (which I do plan on doing, so get ready world). However, I can’t help but think that with my dissolved passion for writing fiction, my promotional efforts may seem disingenuous. Imagine Aunt Jemima giving lectures to halls filled with syrup makers decades after she turned syrup warehouse into an airplane hanger. Read More

Hang a book on your wall! $50 giftcard giveaway to [video]
Posted 22 August 2014 / By Caleb J. Ross / General News

It’s my birthday! So, I’m giving something away. The owner of asked if I wanted to give away a $50 giftcard to one of my subscribers. I said yes. Thus, this video. Read More

TBR + TBD: To Be Read + To Be Drunk | August 2014 [video]
Posted 22 August 2014 / By Caleb J. Ross / Video

It’s a new month and a (mostly) new list of things to read and things to drink. I say “mostly” new because once again I failed to read White Noise by Don DeLillo. But I have good reason. That reason: a read along with Rincey ( featuring Donna Tartt’s The Secret History. I’m committing to just one book this month, because I always seem to let myself down anyway. Set the bar low, is my new mantra. Read More

We Play SupposiStories and ask “How did that get in there?” [video]
Posted 6 August 2014 / By Caleb J. Ross / Video

Emergency room doctors probably see a lot of strange things in peoples’ butts. Even stranger, they probably have to endure a lot of strange excuses for how said things got inside said butts. Read More

Book Vs. Beer – Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout vs Shakespeare, Playwright [video]
Posted 2 August 2014 / By Caleb J. Ross / Video

I present the first of what I hope to be a long-running series: Book vs. Beer. The premise is simple. We (me and Gordon Highland) find beers that have literary origins. Then we talk about the beer as well as the source material. Read More

We Play: Famous Drunk Authors Driving Drunk…Again [video]
Posted 23 July 2014 / By Caleb J. Ross / Video

We get #Faulknered with this, the second edition of We Play: Famous Drunk Authors Driving Drunk. Read More

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