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“A Trench…” now available (again) in the new issue of Cause & Effect

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Last year I spit out a filthy little story called “A Trench is No Place for God,” reappropriated, for a good cause, from one of my novels-in-progress. The cause: the 2008 Nefarious Muse short fiction contest. And although this heavy little taste of that novel did not win, I am proud to say the good folks over at Cause & Effect recognized something redeeming and accepted it for their issue 12.

Author’s note:

This story fits snugly in a war-themed novel that I am working on, inspired by the Tom Waits song “Hoist that Rag.” During a 2007 writing intensive with the brilliant Craig Clevenger (The Contortionist’s Handbook, Dermaphoria, and upcoming-not-soon-enough, Saint Heretic) I reached back into this novel for a chuck I could modify as a stand-alone story. “A Trench…” was that chunk.

The best part, Clevenger had some positive things to say (“I love the exchange, a “priest” out of his depth in a very real sense, and a war victim who’s much more in control than Million would have expected… his trivial wounds in the heat of battle, his audacity to seek help in the midst of so many other more seriously wounded soldiers… I like it”), sandwiched by some genuinely helpful direction. This Cause & Effect version represents that direction.

Visit Cause & Effect, buy a copy of issue 12. Only $7.50. Consider it an investment; you can use your copy as toilet paper when the world’s supply inevitably runs out.

Last, but perhaps most important, I will take a Dremel tool to your cochlea if you do not also read Nik Korpon’s “Glass Bubbles.”

New story up at Full of Crow

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I have known Lynn Alexander and Aleathia Drehmer for a few months, just long enough to realize how much they truly care about art in all its forms. Both women have been past editors over at Outsider Writers Collective (where I met them), but have moved over to head the online lit zine, Full of Crow.

My story, “Globe Valve,” is now live as part of their Summer 2009 flash fiction supplement, MiCrow (get it? Micro…). When Lynn approached me about submitting a story, I jumped at the chance. I have rarely worked with a more passionate editor.

Author’s Note:

I wrote this story specifically for Full of Crow, but intend to leverage it for an upcoming project (more on that in the coming months). On the surface, “Globe Valve,” seems a straightforward vignette involving two people who witness a jumper suicide from the balcony of a downtown condo. But a single surreal moment, when one of the characters touches the falling body, opens the story up to much more.

Head over to Full of Crow to read it now. Leave some comments here, let me know what you think.

Broken Clocks but a fully functioning new issue of Colored Chalk

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Extree, extree! The new issue of Colored Chalk sits ready for consumption amid worthy virtual newsstands/host servers! Also, corruption within the Govna’s office! Read all about it!

Will I ever be disappointed with an issue of Colored Chalk? No. No, is the answer to that question.

How best to describe the issue 8 theme, Broken Clocks? How about a some text from the minds behind the pages:

It’s the human condition to lick the wounds of our mistakes and pick at scabs of regret.

from the original theme by Alex J. Martin


Be it misery or reverie, we mutate with our memories, traversing private histories, with critical eyes, and an editor’s pen.

issue 8 editor, Jason M. Heim

Issue 8 contains fine work from Nik Korpon, Justin Holt, Derek Ivan Webster, Richard Thomas, Elizabeth Kate Switaj, Carol Stone, Stephen Graham Jones, Rebecca Gaffron, Alan Frackelton, Linda G. White, Tait McKenzie Johnson, E. Ryan Gaudreau, Christi Krug, Terence Kuch, Chris Deal, and R. James Onofrey.

As always, we promote legal theft as a downloadable and distributable .pdf file. Go to the Issue 8 page for details, printing instructions, and visual over-stimulation.

Waits and Bukowski Fistfight on eBay

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With all the talk of dwindling advances, shrinking sales, and too many scribblers willing to saturate the bookshelves with crap, Writers (with the admittedly douchey capital “W”) must become more creative in monetizing their efforts. I anticipate the recent Amazon Kindle decision to open its interface to the blogosphere at large will ultimately impact blog-structured web zines like Literary Saloon and The Elegant Variation, acting in much the same way traditional door delivery currently works. But until a collective schism happens, what are those of us who produce longer, less blog-friendly works supposed to do?

Jeremy C. Shipp, author of Vacation, Sheep and Wolves, and the forthcoming Cursed (Raw Dog Screaming Press) recently adopted the subscription model for some of his own short fiction, a venture dubbed Bizarro Bytes. Quite simply, a subscription to Bizarro Bytes guarantees 12 previously unpublished short stories, delivered one per month. Interesting idea, to say the least.

I asked him what he hopes to accomplish, and what he thinks the greater implications, both positive (earning money, gaining fans, etc.) and negative (the stigma of a produce-without-passion model, etc.) may be:

I started Bizarro Bytes because I want to connect more directly with my readers.  I’m hoping to create an interactive environment, without the conventional walls between reader and writer.  Some people might not like this idea, but the great majority of the feedback I’ve received so far has been extremely positive.

I’ll always publish some of my future stories and books in the traditional way, but I’m excited about creating a direct link between myself and my readers.  While I have my qualms about the civilized world, I’m a people person.  And already, via Bizarro Bytes, I’m getting to know my readers more personally.  They’re helping to support me and my family, and for that, I’m going to send them my best work.  It’s a wonderful exchange.

A wonderful exchange, indeed.

Nathan Tyree, mid-author of the uniquely materializing Tom Waits and Charles Bukowski Fistfight in Hell, took to the online auction block for some inspired writer’s fuel. Tyree held an eBay auction in which the winner was to become a character in the aforementioned Waits/Bukowski titled probable masterpiece. He netted a nice $107.50. Not bad, definitely good  for a few beers to see him through the project.

I asked Nathan the same questions:

My reasons for the auction were three fold: Money, attention, direction. I figured that the gimmick could make money in a few ways: someone would pay to be a character in my book (about a 100 bucks was the most I expected to get and I did a little better than that), plus the notice (read “buzz”) would sell more copies of the book, plus the auction winner would become a partner and help sell copies to their friends and family. I also thought that the buzz around the auction (plus the follow-up notice-like this) could interest a publisher. The main thing, though, was that this would force me to produce a new novel on deadline (I work best when forced to).

There isn’t any real produce-without-passion model here. Basically I came up with the idea for a novel in which the “second lead” was malleable. The narrator is set, but I thought I could (with some finesse) work basically anybody into the secondary character. In the end I got lucky. My auction winner was a woman who used to be stripper and had a coke problem, then cleaned her life up. That’s a character I could have made the lead, if I didn’t already have such a compelling character to write about.

Differing reasons behind the endeavors, but important no matter how one approaches the concept. Writers want to make money and fans. And sadly, not many of us are worthy of a celebrity sex tape.

Colored Chalk: Issue 7 – MacGuffins for Hire

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Colored Chalk issue 7, MacGuffins for Hire, is now live. This thing keeps getting better. First time editor Colin McKay Miller, with the design help of Jason Heim, has delivered a stellar collection of fiction and poetry. Each day my pride as a parent swells.

This issue features poetry by Michael S. Harper, Meg Kearney, and Howie Good, with fiction by Mary Jo Campbell, Michael Paul Gonzalez, Nicholas Merlin Karpuk, Nik Korpon, M. Kilbain Lazer, Alex J. Martin, K. Curran Mayer, Devin Strauch, and Axel Taiari.

Also, Melanie Gillman contributed an unofficial web comic supplement

As always, we promote legal theft as a downloadable and distributable .pdf file. Go to the Issue 7 page for details, printing instructions, and visual over-stimulation.

The Cherry will die too

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My story, “The Word Will Die Too” is now live at Cherry Bleeds. I have long been a fan of Cherry Bleeds, as they consistently deliver the most visceral, oft-grotesque fiction around. It’s an honor to be a part of that legacy, though fodder for my own self-criticism as well (“Am I really that disturbed?”).

Author’s Note:

This is by far the most depressing thing I have written to date. It is said that silver lining can be found in even the filthiest Goodwill coat, but when shit like this story comes out of me, I wonder. Also included: perhaps the most disturbing image I’ve ever written (challenged only by an abortion scene in Stranger Will – which you haven’t read, because it hasn’t been published yet).

Ego stroked at the Cat O’Nine Tails: an interview

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When a person takes interest in my work, I squeal. If you heard a hi-pitched shriek last night, I might be to blame.

Craig Wallwork contacted me with a request to ask a few questions about my work and its ethic. Great conversation ensued, supported, I’m certain, not only by Craig’s excellent provocative queries, but by the fictional Cat O’Nine Tails ambiance.

You can learn:

  • My thoughts on academia and creative writing
  • The importance of online publishing
  • TV/VCR Repair
  • Computer Programming
  • Bookkeeping
  • The origin of my The Velvet username, ThirstyGerbil
  • The best piece of writing advice I’ve ever received
  • Or you can major in Business Management or Accounting

Stick around after the interview and take in a few pieces of Craig’s writing. You won’t be disappointed. I recommend starting with The Crocodile, if only because any image of a kid pressing his ass against a floor to prevent shitting himself, works.

Click here to read the interview.

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