Why don’t I use guns in fiction?

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(This post isn’t so much a cohesive argument but more of a textualized exploration. I welcome contributions to the topic)

I rarely incorporate guns into my fiction. To me, the (sudden) presence of a gun shifts the trajectory of a story much too easily. No matter how a character has been established during the preceding pages, a gun suddenly—and more importantly, unfairly—gives ultimate power to that character. When given a gun, either 1) a lackluster character becomes the fulcrum of a scene (or story) or 2) a well-developed character gets robbed of all the reader investment by artificially becoming the fulcrum of a scene (or story)[1]. Either way, a gun generally says to the reader “I’m a lazy author, and I don’t respect your time, reader.”

LazyAuthorBut I do incorporate what I would consider valid character traits/histories. Some of the more common traits I use being difficult childhoods, physical deformities, and general familial strife.

However, this morning, I asked myself what’s the difference between a physical deformity and a gun? Aren’t they both, in some way, just crutches used to advance plot. Some perhaps more nuanced than a gun, but still, aren’t they all simply elements designed to steer the plot’s trajectory?

Is there a universal hierarchy of character traits, ranging perhaps from the most subtle (re: most acceptable and vetted) to the most obnoxious (re: the most potential to artificially steer a plot; re: gun)? Of course the answer is no; nothing is universal and there are plenty of examples of guns in quality fiction. But the question is worth exploring.

Perhaps a better way to approach this topic is by asking, is it possible for a story to work without containing any narrative crutches at all? When asked this way, the same response, no, means so much more.

Now that we can accept that a story MUST contain character traits (crutches), especially when we acknowledge that the very purpose of a character trait is to advance (re: steer) plot. The original concern then returns: are guns simply an especially lazy character trait. Yes. Yes they are.

  1. [1] Of course there are exceptions. If the gun itself is important to the character’s makeup, or if the context of a story supports guns (a war story, for example), or, as in the case of one of my novels, the very power of something like a gun to quickly change a story’s trajectory is exactly one of the points of the novel.

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Short Story Every Day: “That Lombardi Thing” from Phil Jourdan’s What Precision, Such Restraint

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I read an early version of this collection, What Precision, Such Restraint, a few years ago, during which time I must have been drunk, since though I recall enjoying the collection I don’t remember it being so front-loaded with genius.

I read two stories today, the first and second, chronologically. Both are amazing, but it’s the second I want to mention here, “That Lombardi Thing” which encapsulates what I consider to be the absolutely best kind of story: voice-driven, thought-provoking, and never too full of itself. This is why I love Saramago. This is why I love Brian Evenson (though his characters do tend to be a bit full of themselves, the stories aren’t). This is what I try to write.

“That Lombardi Thing” explores the made-up (I think made-up) concept of Freudhacking, which is the practice of switching a person’s conscious with their subconscious. Thought-provoking: check. The narrator is a one-time practitioner of Freudhacking who wants nothing more than to be left alone, never to practice again. Voice-driven: check. The occasion for the story is that this old man practitioner is approached by a man who wants to know what it’s like to live without language. The old man thinks he’s nuts. Never too full of itself: check.

The author, Phil Jourdan, tries to pawn this collection off as just a literary experiment without any merit beyond its own pages. He even calls the book a bunch of terrible names during a live reading in Boston a few months ago. It’s just proof of his genius that by telling the world of the book’s insufficient origins Phil can then be free to write whatever he wants, and the reader, having been briefed of the rubbish, can’t complain. Well, the reader won’t want to complain, so you failed, Phil.

Rules for Short Story Every Day posts, designed to make me have to work as little as possible

  1. I’m not allowed to take notes as I read
  2. My commentary on each story should involve as little research as possible. I’m reacting to the story on a visceral level, not an intellectual level (though I reserve the right for overlap should my visceral mix with my intellectual)
  3. “Every Day” should be taken as the headline grabber it’s intended to be. I probably won’t

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FREE Caleb J. Ross novel. Read today. Change life tomorrow.

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Short Story Every Day: “Sugarbaby” from William Gay’s I Hate to See that Evening Son Go Down

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“Sugarbaby” from William Gay’s collected stories, I Hate to See that Evening Son Go Down captures slow, unaffected degradation of a marriage in ways I’ve never read before. The main couple, Beasley, and let’s say, Martha (as part of the rules, I’m not allowed to go back to the story at all, and I can’t remember the wife’s name) are seen within their small community as a pillar of marital perfection. They’ve en-joyed/-dured marriage longer than any other couple. One day, Beasley buys his wife a dog, a small, yap-yap-yap kind of dog, who doesn’t seem to appreciate the fine home Beasley has brought him into. Eventually, Beasley shoots the dog with a gun far larger than would be necessary to kill such a tiny animal. This fact, though not directly addressed, is mentioned only enough to be allowed to simmer in the reader’s head. This is what makes a Gay story so perfect: small actions and tiny mannerisms imply tremendous consequences.

After a lifelong perfect marriage, Margaret suddenly abandons her husband. Beasley doesn’t react. This non-reaction is the impetus for an eventual divorce lawyer sent to Beasley’s house, a court supenona, and on and on the list goes, when really, Mildred never even tried to contact her husband after her split. This is where the reader is asked to pick a side. We choose Beasley because, yeah yap-yap dogs are terrible, and yeah, Megan should have given Beasley a phone call before sending in the law. What the fuck, Marge!

So the reader roots for Beasley, yeah, perhaps by default, as we aren’t allowed to see Melissa’s side of the story. And sure, eventually Beasley kills a cop and “escapes” to live on his own in the wilderness, primarily to avoid paying 50% cash to his wife in lieu of 50% of his property (the property deal having long been decided by Melody’s lawyer as no longer enough), but despite all of this, we actually still feel for Beasley. It makes me wonder if my loyalty would be different if Beasley shot a real dog like a Golden Retriever.

Rules for Short Story Every Day posts, designed to make me have to work as little as possible

  1. I’m not allowed to take notes as I read
  2. My commentary on each story should involve as little research as possible. I’m reacting to the story on a visceral level, not an intellectual level (though I reserve the right for overlap should my visceral mix with my intellectual)
  3. “Every Day” should be taken as the headline grabber it’s intended to be. I probably won’t

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HeavyShelves asks writing questions. You learn something. Everybody wins.

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Andrew, known as HeavyShelves in BookTube land, was kind enough to invite me to a Google Hangout a few nights ago where he treated me like a rockstar for almost 3 hours. That’s a long time, especially when you consider the time frame was 12am – 3am his time (he’s in the UK).

I definitely encourage you to take a watch. Or, just listen, as you would a podcast (visually, it’s pretty much just webcam style cuts between his face and mine…except for one truly amazing appearance by Nicholas Cage…see image below).

Andrew asked some great questions, and we had some great discussions. List for these gems:

  • My publishing history (and the importance of knowing people, starting here)
  • Writers need to know their productivity limitations (more about why I can’t be allowed to write 8 hours/day, starting here)
  • The importance of caring about what you write (the real “write what you know” advice, starting here)
  • What book am I working on now? (Southern Gothic set on an island, starting here)
  • And much, much, much more (starting everywhere)

Nicholas Cage stops by:

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